1/30 Middlemore Rd, Otahuhu, Auckland

限期出售：截至5月16日 5:00 PM

一个阳光明媚的日子，在一条独特的街道上，房地产经纪人Dean站在一套挂着 "待售 "牌子的迷人住宅前。
Dean调整着领带，准备向潜在买家介绍这栋住宅。
他面带微笑，那份自信如同高露洁牙膏广告中的模特，开口说道：“尊贵的女士们、先生们，欢迎您踏入梦想的家园。它矗立在这条独具特色的街道上，前方临街，定会让您成为邻里间羡慕的对象。”
他继续介绍，请大家尽情欣赏这套精美的砖瓦住宅，它卓越的品质，足以经受时间的考验。“请看看这条车道，”他热情洋溢地说，“其宽敞程度，甚至能容纳一架巨型喷气式飞机的降落。”
随后，他引领购房者们步入室内，迎接他们的是全面翻修的内部装潢。Dean赞叹道，“现代化厨房定能让烹饪爱好者一见钟情。而且，我们配备了先进的报警系统，确保不会有任何不速之客，如狡猾的负鼠，悄无声息地潜入您的橱柜。”
他特别提到，这座住宅正对Kings College，家长们再也不会因为迟到而错过重要的家长会。他悄声补充道，这里的夜晚是如此宁静，连针落地的声音都能清晰可辨，对于夜班工作者来说，这里是完美的休憩之所。
当买家们准备离开时，Dean以满怀激情的语气结束了他的介绍。“这里是一片世外桃源，深受购房者青睐。您还在犹豫什么呢？立刻行动，拥抱您的美好未来吧！”

1/30 Middlemore Rd, Otahuhu, Auckland Fit For A King & Queen 宁静街区迷人舒居 带宽阔车道 内部已翻新 正对Kings College 带您开启美好未来！

A sunny day on an exclusive street, Real Estate Agent Dean stands in front of a charming unit with a For Sale Sign on display.

Dean adjusts his tie nervously as he prepares to pitch to potential buyers.

Then with a Colgate smile says, Welcome Ladies & Gentlemen to possibly the home of your dreams. Here on an exclusive street (or not) with road frontage that will make your neighbors green with envy (or not).

Next he tells them, feast your eyes on this beauty, B & T exterior because we believe in houses that stand the test of time. Check out that drive folks, you could land a jumbo jet on it - well maybe not, but you get the idea.

Now he leads the potential buyers inside, where they are greeted by the fully renovated interior, Behold he comments, a modern kitchen fit for a master chef and don't worry about the unwanted guest. We are fully alarmed! No sneaky possums raiding your pantry here.

Oh! Did I mention the perks of living opposite Kings College, you will never be late for a parent teacher conference again. He lowers his voice, it is so quiet here you can hear a pin drop, perfect for those who are on nightshift.

As the buyers exit the property Dean wraps up his pitch with a flourish.

There you have it folks, a slice of suburban paradise, who needs a crystal ball when you see your future right here. Do not miss out on this gem. It is hotter than a summer day in Fiji.